The Two best times to go fishing is when it's raining and when it ain't-(Patrick F. McManus)

There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit and organism with a brain no bigger then a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process-(Paul O'Neil)

My Biggest worry is that my wife(when i'm dead) will sell all my fishing gear for what i told her i paid for it.-(Koos Brandt)

The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for 3 years-(Whitey Herzog)

I once gave up fishing, it was the most terrifiying weekend of my life-(Anon)

The only reason i played golf in the first place was so i could afford to Hunt & Fish-(Sam Snead)

Nothing makes a fish look bigger than almost being caught-(Anon)

WHAT-(MoBass/AKA ProMo)

"Promo is a genuine ----head". unknown

"You know what, Stan (or insert any other name)?


I really love bassfishing!"
Bob Smith (everytime he gets the chance to say it!)

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fishing holes-(Doug Larsen)

Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy-(William Sherwood Fox)

A Reel Expert can Tackle anything(Unknown)

A woman who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn't know what a patient man she married(Unknown)

Born to fish, forced to work-(unknown)

Early to bed...early to rise...fish all day...make up lies(All of us-LOL)

If the hat is missin'....I've gone fishin'(ProMo)

Fish Hard-you can rest when you die-(Unknown)

I got this boat for my wife-good trade-(UNknown)

Those are good!