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How to call the Police when you're Old! #8527 03/30/12 04:44 PM
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George Phillips, and elderly Man from Meridan, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the Garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the Police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No', but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the Police dispatcher said' all patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available. George said 'Okay'
He hung up the phone and counted to 30, then he phoned the police again.
Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed...Well, you don't have to worry about them now because i shot and killed them both, and the dogs are eating them right now, Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police cars, a Swat team, a Helicopter, two fire trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you had shot them! George said, i Thought your 911 dispatcher said there was nobody available!

(TRUE STORY) I Love it!!!!!!!!! Don't mess with Old People up

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Re: How to call the Police when you're Old! [Re: ProMo] #8529 03/30/12 06:52 PM
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Re: How to call the Police when you're Old! [Re: ProMo] #8533 03/31/12 08:31 PM
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Being a Swat/Police Officer< this is just too dang funny!!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh ProMo

Re: How to call the Police when you're Old! [Re: ProMo] #8572 04/02/12 10:14 AM
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No Problem Anthony, truth being known police, Police are not appreciated and recpected enough, you guys put it on the line every day you put that uniform on and i have the utmost respect for our Law inforcement, special people.

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Re: How to call the Police when you're Old! [Re: ProMo] #20352 06/06/21 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ProMo
No Problem Anthony, truth being known police, Police are not appreciated and recpected enough, you guys put it on the line every day you put that uniform on and i have the utmost respect for our Law inforcement, special people.

Agreed

Re: How to call the Police when you're Old! [Re: Mudshark III] #20356 06/07/21 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mudshark III
Originally Posted by ProMo
No Problem Anthony, truth being known police, Police are not appreciated and recpected enough, you guys put it on the line every day you put that uniform on and i have the utmost respect for our Law inforcement, special people.

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Re: How to call the Police when you're Old! [Re: ProMo] #20370 06/07/21 10:45 PM
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