Did y'all know the Tooth brush was invented in Texas?

If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the Teeth Brush.

Why did Texas raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
They wanted to keep Aalcohol out of the High Schools.

If you have a Texas University running back, wide reciever, & Line Backer in the same car, who's driving? The Cop

Don't mis-understand me folks -i like Texas, there are some good things that come out of Texas...Like Bob Smith But there are some things about Texas i REALLY like..............Like the Dallas Cowpatties-right Russ

That's a durn lie, bygawd!

Now you done went and done it! I'm mad now!!!

Ugh