Just had the scare of my life, Downtown Woodstock for quite some time now has had a pet Wild Turkey, this turkey used to walk right through town and folks would feed this turkey. They finally named the Turkey Bob and folks became quite fond of OL' Bob, well my wife informed me today that the Turkey named Bob had been hit and killed and i immediatly worried about our beloved Bob(Porko) then she said no Dear, the Turkey named Bob in down town Woodstock was it, so i am truely releived that out Buddy Porko is ok. RIP..... Bob the Turkey

That's why they should name wild turkeys something like Gomer!

True Dat, but for some reason they named the one in Woodstock Bob, beleive it or not they have now made a little Memorial for Bob down town near the square. I'm just glad you're ok.

You guys must be bored af.