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A Panda walks into a bar... #6526 01/17/12 12:37 PM
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A Panda walks into a bar. It asked for a burger, shoots a man at the counter, and leaves. The next day, he does the same thing.
On the 3rd day, the bartender asks the Panda why he does this.
The Panda says, 'Look up Panda in the dictionary and you'll find out why.
So the bartender looks up Panda in the dictionary, and what does it say?
Panda; Eats Shoots & Leaves/ trout nutz

Top That one Tom up

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Re: A Panda walks into a bar... [Re: ProMo] #6530 01/17/12 03:05 PM
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Now WHAT kind of Panda was that?

In biology

Species related to the Giant panda
Ailuropoda microta, extinct species sometimes called Dwarf or Pygmy giant panda
Qinling Panda, subspecies of the Giant panda

Panda (plant), a genus of tropical plants
Panda corydoras, a species of catfish
Panda cow, a breed of miniature cattle
Panda moor, a type of goldfish
Appias panda, a species of butterfly

In motor vehicles

Fiat Panda, a car manufactured by Fiat
SEAT Panda, a car manufactured by SEAT
Geely LC Panda, a car manufactured by Geely Automobile
Panda car, a patrol car used by the British police
Phillips Panda, a moped produced by Phillips Cycles
USS Panda (IX-125), US Navy tanker

In technology

Pan-Andromeda Archaeological Survey, aka PAndAS
Panda Security, an antivirus software company
Panda3D, a software game engine
Ansco Panda, a camera

In religion

Panda or pandit, a Hindu scholar
Panda or Empanda, a Roman goddess

In music

Panda Bear (musician), an experimental musician
Panda Bear (album)
Panda (band), a Mexican alternative rock band
Panda (musician), a Dutch electronic musician
Giant Panda (group), an underground hip hop

In popular culture

Panda Express, American fast-food chain
Canal Panda, Portuguese television channel
Panda, character in the video game series Tekken
Panda, character from the Hamtaro series
"Sexual Harassment Panda", episode from the American animated series South Park
Azizia Panda, or Panda(بندة), grocery retailing company in Saudi Arabia

In geography

Panda District, a district in Mozambique
Panda Hotel, a hotel in Hong Kong
Panda Place, a shopping arcade in Hong Kong

In sports

Rotterdam Panda's, a professional ice hockey team
Alberta Pandas, the University of Alberta women's athletic teams
Kung Fu Panda, nickname of current San Francisco Giants 3rd baseman Pablo Sandoval

People named Panda

A. Panda, an Indian cricketer
Antonija Panda, a Serbian canoeist
B. J. Panda, an Indian politician
Brahmananda Panda, an Indian politician
Dhabaleswar Panda, an American professor
Panda Likoudis, an Australian actor
Panda Punnaiah, an Indian industrialist
Prabodh Panda, an Indian politician
Rama Chandra Panda, an Indian politician
Sriram Panda, and Indian actor, director and writer

Other uses

Chinese Silver Panda, a silver coin
Chinese Gold Panda, a gold coin
PANDAS, an abbreviation for Pediatric Autoimmune Neuropsychiatric Disorders Associated with Streptococcal Infections
PANDA, the anti-Proton ANnihilation at DArmstadt, a future nuclear physics experiment at the Gesellschaft für Schwerionenforschung (GSI) laboratory in Germany
Panda, a schooner that was an American pirate slave runner, captured by HMS Curlew (Commander Trotter) in 1833



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A Burger eating beer drinking Panda drinking

Re: A Panda walks into a bar... [Re: ProMo] #6537 01/17/12 04:01 PM
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Giant Panda (group), an underground hip hop


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Two Cannibals are eating a clown, one Cannibal says to the other Cannibal...does this taste funny to you? roflmao

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