BREAKING NEWS: University of Tennessee football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The Coach immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to Tennessee players was the GOAL LINE. Practice was resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

sadley GEORGIA will never find any WHITE substance this year. no need to call for a delay of practice there, hahahahahha!!!!


ROLLL TIDE ROLL!!! NUMBER 14 coming in jan. !!

Go Tulane!


TFP

Now that was fuuuunnnny!

I've got a lot of Tennessee Friends who would take exception to that (and to John's Georgia comments)but I don't care, that was a goodun!

That was a one.

dohhhh!

That was good!

Wally, your not a Univ. of Florida fan are you?




Just wondering....


<it’ the voices in my head that made me do it....>
TFP

That was pretty good!!! If your not in the SEC your not playing FootBall!!!!

Good thing I'm not a Georgia fan.. That's right WAR EAGLE.. I wouldn't count on number 14 unless they can play all 4 quarters and not give up a 24-0 lead.. BTW how did Auburn's version of rammer jammer sound after that game? Its all in good fun

seen the same joke but it was using the oakland raiders...

crizzel, them boys down on da palins are my number 2 team. for real now. if BAMA can't win it, i want dem little kitties to win it. and they did. back to back heisman winners and back to back S E C and NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.

now while i am a a crimson blooded BAMA fan, i ain't one to cry and do all that other childish stuff. if we win, great.....but if we lose, hey we lose. the better team won as far as i can say.

we can tell jokes and all that till the suns dies out. i am a good sport i promise. no excuses. as for the 24-0 halftime........bama laid down. cam rose to the occasion. cam won the game for auburn. as well ad the naitonal title game. no one could beat cam last year. he was IT. a 1 man show. and form the looks of things, he is doing it in the pros. i liked cam, didn't like his father....but hey. every college does the same thing. some get caught, some don't.

my brother has a picture of the tenn cheerleaders which i think is the funniest thing ever. it goes some thing like: tenn has the best looking cheerleaders. then shows a picture of 3 coondogs with buck teeth in their mouths. FUNNY!! my older sister is a vol fan. mostly because the resto fo the family roots for bama, and she ofund out our family came form there at one point. it's said our family founded SEVIER tenn. don't know how true that is since the spelling is different.

so it's all good with me too pal. preach it now cause auburn is still the champs..........for now anyway, hahahaha!!!

I hear you.. We'll see how everybody stacks up within the first 3 weeks of the season. I don't really see AU being in the hunt since there so young but I guess time will tell.. The last game of the season will be critical though as it always is.

did you hear aobut LSU? they done lost their qb for the season possibly. he is out until les says he is back on the team for the fight he got in. 3 others are off as well.

as for auburn, they got a tough row to hoe. losing so many players is gonna be rough on them this year. but they will have awinning season. maybe even surprise a team her or there they should have lsot to.

i am more worried about miss state on the west side. they gonna be GOOD.

ont eh other side, florida, tenn are rebuilding. south caroline and georgia SHOULD be the teams to look out for in the SEC TITLE game.

gonna be fun to watch as it always is. can't wait. LOVE IT!!!

Yeah, I think LSU will be fine.. Their #2 QB in my book is better than their starter. He can actually throw the ball. I would also watch out for Arkansas.. Should be interesting and I also think Miss. State will wreck some havoc this year.. The SEC west is like their own division as it is stacked every year.

agreed crizzel. no other league beats up on themselves like the S E C does. can't wait myself...i am READY for some FOOTBALL!!!