Man, I don’t know about you, but I have gained some weight during the pandemic. I’m so fat now, I can’t hardly bend far enough down to trim my toenails without having to come back up for air. There should be a long handled version of toenail clippers for fat people.

I’ve gained so much weight I can’t see my toes!!

I can’t even tell if I am wearing a belt

Surely I’m not alone thinking fingernail clippers need a vacuum bag attachment to collect the cut nails before they go flying across the room?

While we are on the subject of toe nail clippings or nail clippings in general, one of the things I really hate is to see these clippings on the floor of my “clean” hotel room. Sometimes I pick them up with a big wad of TP and flush them, sometimes I leave them alone and watch how housekeeping moves them around the room when they sweep the floors. I have to keep track of them because I put an exercise mat on the floor to work out and I don’t want one getting stuck on me.

I can still see my Toes, I go get a Pedicure and let someone else clip them for me!!

To be transparent, I do the same.