This is for all my Chevy Buddies who've riding me about my new F150 , i guess they have to ride something since they probably don't ride for long in a Chevy before it lays down on them

Chevy, built like a rock, runs like one too.

How do you make a Chevy accelerate from 0-60 mph in 15 seconds, push it off a cliff.

What is found on the last two pages of a Chevy owners manual? The Bus schedule

What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy, the counterman said, sounds like a fair trade.

Fix Or Repair Daily what does that spell Ford

I think you meant First On Race Day..... Wayne

Just kidding you congrats on new Truck looking forward to seeing it,!

Thanks Buddy, have a Merry Christmas

Shucks! ya'll gave up too quickly! I was enjoying this! MO-MO, put some life into the forum and come up with some more jokes!

How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
Park it between two Fords!

What do you call a Chevy on top of a hill?
A Miracle!

How do you double the value of a Chevy?
Fill up the tank!

lol! Where do you find this stuff. I am hearing a lot them that I have never heard before (sheltered life?)

Wonderful world of Google & Bing

What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
Customized!

Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
Because the tow truck takes most of the impact!

What do you call Chevy passengers?
Shock absorbers!

A Texan was talking big in a bar one night how much land and money he had.
A young man growing tired of all the big talk asked the Texan; Just how much land do you own?
The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man; Well sonny let me put it to you like this, i can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still don't get to the other side of my property until sunset. The young man shot back quickly, Oh yeah, I know what you mean Mr, I used to own a Chevy pickup too!

Surely someone is googling some FORD jokes by now!

I wonder if there are any Toyota, Nissan, or Dodge truck jokes?

There are some Bob the Ford guy's are afraid to post them they know they will be needing a tow from them some day

NOT, just bought another FORD. In fact I got another white one! 1st White Ford truck served me 10 years then I gave it to my son, The truck I just traded in I drove for almost 14 years, if this one gives me the same service, I am sure I will be towing a couple of GM products over that time! LOL, but I love the jokes! I have a matching Tourneau cover now (guess I need to take another picture)

Now that was a good one I have not heard before.