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For you Ford Bashers #17273 12/22/14 01:57 PM
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This is for all my Chevy Buddies who've riding me about my new F150 grin, i guess they have to ride something since they probably don't ride for long in a Chevy before it lays down on them lol444

Chevy, built like a rock, runs like one too. roflmao

How do you make a Chevy accelerate from 0-60 mph in 15 seconds, push it off a cliff. lol444

What is found on the last two pages of a Chevy owners manual? The Bus schedule popcorn2

What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy, the counterman said, sounds like a fair trade. stir_the_pot

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Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17284 12/23/14 04:14 AM
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Fix Or Repair Daily what does that spell Ford

Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: swin] #17285 12/23/14 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by swin
Fix Or Repair Daily what does that spell Ford

I think you meant First On Race Day..... Wayne grin

Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17289 12/24/14 03:12 AM
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Just kidding you congrats on new Truck looking forward to seeing it,!

Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17290 12/24/14 11:19 AM
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Thanks Buddy, have a Merry Christmas

Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17291 12/24/14 12:37 PM
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Shucks! ya'll gave up too quickly! I was enjoying this! MO-MO, put some life into the forum and come up with some more jokes!


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Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17293 12/24/14 01:22 PM
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How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
Park it between two Fords! banana2

What do you call a Chevy on top of a hill?
A Miracle! whistle

How do you double the value of a Chevy?
Fill up the tank! nutz

Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17295 12/24/14 01:30 PM
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lol! Where do you find this stuff. I am hearing a lot them that I have never heard before (sheltered life?)


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Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17296 12/24/14 02:37 PM
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Wonderful world of Google & Bing

What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
Customized! running

Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
Because the tow truck takes most of the impact! inthebox

What do you call Chevy passengers?
Shock absorbers! clap

Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17298 12/24/14 03:32 PM
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A Texan was talking big in a bar one night how much land and money he had.
A young man growing tired of all the big talk asked the Texan; Just how much land do you own?
The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man; Well sonny let me put it to you like this, i can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still don't get to the other side of my property until sunset. The young man shot back quickly, Oh yeah, I know what you mean Mr, I used to own a Chevy pickup too! banana2

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Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17299 12/24/14 04:12 PM
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Surely someone is googling some FORD jokes by now! stir_the_pot


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Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17300 12/24/14 04:13 PM
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I wonder if there are any Toyota, Nissan, or Dodge truck jokes?


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Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: ProMo] #17301 12/24/14 04:51 PM
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There are some Bob the Ford guy's are afraid to post them they know they will be needing a tow from them some day

Re: For you Ford Bashers [Re: swin] #17302 12/24/14 05:49 PM
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NOT, just bought another FORD. In fact I got another white one! 1st White Ford truck served me 10 years then I gave it to my son, The truck I just traded in I drove for almost 14 years, if this one gives me the same service, I am sure I will be towing a couple of GM products over that time! LOL, but I love the jokes! I have a matching Tourneau cover now (guess I need to take another picture)
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