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Good Excuse #16690 08/14/14 01:36 PM
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A senior citizen bought a brand new BMW Z4 convertible and drove it out of the sales room. Taking off down the highway, he floored it to 120 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

He flew down the highway, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.
Looking into his rear view mirrow, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

I can get away from him, he thought as he floored it to 140 mph, then 150 mph, 160. Suddenly, he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense: So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.

Pulling up behind him, the Police Officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.

The Old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, Years ago my wife ran off with a Policeman. I thought you were bringing her back!
Have a good day sir, said the Policeman.

Last edited by ProMo; 08/14/14 02:02 PM.
Re: Good Excuse [Re: ProMo] #20664 06/20/21 04:48 PM
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Bravo!!! roflmao

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