A Pastor goes into the Dentist for some false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his teeth he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday he talks for only 10 minutes. The third Sunday he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to Mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened. The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more then 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk more then 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, by mistake he put his wife's teeth and and just couldn't shut up.
