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 3 legged dog
#15865
02/21/14 01:25 PM
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A 3 legged dog walks into a Saloon in Texas and announces....I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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#15866
02/21/14 01:48 PM
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A big load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins........causing a Turtle disaster 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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#15867
02/21/14 01:49 PM
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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02/21/14 01:50 PM
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I went to the butchers the other day and bet him $50 he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No...the steaks are too high"! 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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#15869
02/21/14 01:53 PM
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Man goes to the Doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on that." 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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02/21/14 01:54 PM
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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02/21/14 01:57 PM
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You know, someone actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on my windshield. It said, "Parking Fine" So...that was nice 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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02/21/14 01:59 PM
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A Man walked into the Doctor's office, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The Doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore!" 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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02/21/14 02:00 PM
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.......one was a-salted 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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#15874
02/21/14 02:01 PM
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Two Antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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02/21/14 02:02 PM
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: does this taste funny to you? 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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02/21/14 03:13 PM
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OMG! he is recharged! 
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Re: 3 legged dog
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02/21/14 03:37 PM
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Re: 3 legged dog
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02/21/14 03:54 PM
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A two legged dog walks into a saloon in Texas and shouts, ' Who shot my Paw Paw '
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Re: 3 legged dog
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06/08/21 12:35 AM
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