Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
And what do you deduce that from?
Watson ponders for a minute. 'Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of Galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
But what does it tell you Watson?
Holmes is silent for a moment.
Watson, you idiot! he says. Someone has stolen our tent?

A General noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up and piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again.
This went on for some time, until the General arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the Army.
The soldier pick it up, smiled and said: "That's it.

A wonem gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver says" Thats the ugliest baby i have ever seen" UGH!
The women goes to the back of the bus and sits down, Fuming!. She tells the man sitting next to her, The driver just insulted me!
The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off-go ahead. I'll hold your monkey for you"

These are the worst jokes ever.