What do you get when you mate a cat and a ball of wool?
Mittens

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine?
A Copycat

What's a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrple

Why did the cat family move next door to the mice family?
So they could have their neighbors for dinner.

AND last but not least.
How many elephants will fit in a mini van?
4...2 in front and 2 in back.
How many giraffes will fit in a mini van?
None, it's full of elephants
