From a True great...Louis Grizzard(Some of the older members may remember him-swin
A house wife was doing the laundry one day and found a piece of paper in her husband's jeans that had a name and number on it.
When her husband got home that day she asked him about it and he replied..oh that...that's just a horse i bet on at the tracks.
The next day when he got home he came through the door and said 'Hi honey i'm home' did i get any mail.
The wife replied no dear no mail, but your horse called twice