From a True great...Louis Grizzard(Some of the older members may remember him-swin

A house wife was doing the laundry one day and found a piece of paper in her husband's jeans that had a name and number on it.
When her husband got home that day she asked him about it and he replied..oh that...that's just a horse i bet on at the tracks.
The next day when he got home he came through the door and said 'Hi honey i'm home' did i get any mail.
The wife replied no dear no mail, but your horse called twice

Give you that one

Louis and a friend went to a UGA home game.
Just before the game, the cheerleaders and UGA an on the field.
UGA stopped on the 50 yard line and did the dog thing licking his area. Louis's friend said, "I wish I could do that". Louis said to his friend, " If you do UGA will bite you.