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Anybody Heeeered #15597 01/17/14 04:53 PM
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Anybody heard any good jokes lately? I'm fresh out banana2

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I hate to be the one to tell you but you have been out of good ones for a long time. Ha Ha

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I second dat !!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Anybody Heeeered [Re: swin] #15608 01/20/14 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by swin
I hate to be the one to tell you but you have been out of good ones for a long time. Ha Ha


LOL, at least i was keepin em clean, wasn't i banana2 lol444

Re: Anybody Heeeered [Re: ProMo] #15612 01/20/14 05:57 PM
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Give Mo a break, I enjoyed his clean humor. Come on Mo, dig deeper and think of some new ones.

Re: Anybody Heeeered [Re: 1Kicker] #15620 01/21/14 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 1Kicker
Give Mo a break, I enjoyed his clean humor. Come on Mo, dig deeper and think of some new ones.


I'm working on it Richard, only problem is a some say my new ones are as old as my new ones roflmao

Re: Anybody Heeeered [Re: swin] #15621 01/21/14 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by swin
I hate to be the one to tell you but you have been out of good ones for a long time. Ha Ha


BTW Wayne.......that's a good one lol444

Re: Anybody Heeeered [Re: ProMo] #15685 01/28/14 12:31 AM
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I got one!!!

The Ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will Be $9.40 please."

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

"The usual?" Asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago, I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a Million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a liter of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big rear end and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."


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UGH !!!

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