Hey Brudder Bill..you got your ears on for this one? I think you will really like this one..semper fi
The Women Marine Pilot:
The Teacher gave her 5th grade class an assignment. Get their parents to tell them a story with a Moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back to class and one by one began to tell their stories.
There were the regular stuff, like spilled milk and pennies saved, stories of that nature. But then the Teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share with us?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my mommy. She was a Marine Pilot and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a fifth of Whiskey, a Pistol, and a survival Knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her Parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol until she ran out of ammo, killed 4 more with the knife until the blade broke, and killed the last one with her bare hands"
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you the Moral of this terrible story was?"
Janie replied " Don't mess with my Mommy when she has been drinking!!!!!