A university of Georgia student was visiting a yankee relative in Boston over the Holidays.
He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed.
He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?"
The co-ed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.
"Yale", She replied.
The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?!

LOL

I thought it was a Tennessee student.

Auburn....

How many Auburn freshman football players needed to install a light bulb??
NONE it is a sophomore class.

What is said to a FSU football player dressed in a 3 piece suit??

Will the defendant please rise.

How do you get a Tennessee Cheerleader into your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push.

What are the longest 3 years of an Alabama football players life?
His freshman year.

If 3 Fl football players are riding in a car, who is driving ??


The police !!

I thought you called her SUUUUEEEE WEEEEEEE!!!

Naw, that is the way Arkansas does it.

That works too brudder Bill, or at least it helps some and you don't have to push as hard.

Lul