An 80 year old man goes in for a physical. All of the tests come back with normal results. The Doctors says, " Herb, everything looks great. How are you mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?
Herb replies, 'God and i have a wonderfull relationship. He knows i have poor eyesight, so he fixed it so that when i get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, 'Poof' the light goes. When i'm done, 'Poof' The light goes off.
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the Doctor calls Herb's wife. "Ethel," he says, Herb is doing fine! but i had to call you because i am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and 'Poof' the lights go on in the bathroom, and when he's done "Poof" the lights go off?
"OH, MY GOODNESS" exclaimed his wife, He's peeing in the refrigerator again!