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Homeless Guy #14386 08/29/13 11:42 PM
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Saw this on line today, thought I'd share;

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this of greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What kind of nasty disease do you think Iíd get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."


You old fart, you did it again!
Re: Homeless Guy [Re: Wally] #14388 08/30/13 12:25 AM
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lol!


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Re: Homeless Guy [Re: Wally] #14402 08/30/13 02:42 PM
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Lol


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Re: Homeless Guy [Re: Wally] #14404 08/31/13 12:28 AM
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good one Wally!! Lol


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Re: Homeless Guy [Re: Brother Bill] #14406 09/02/13 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Bill
good one Wally!! Lol


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Re: Homeless Guy [Re: bojangles] #14407 09/02/13 10:05 PM
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Re: Homeless Guy [Re: Wally] #14409 09/03/13 02:01 AM
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I did not mean the water hose or rain.


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Re: Homeless Guy [Re: Wally] #20710 06/20/21 05:31 PM
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That was good

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