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SEC Joke
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08/08/11 11:25 AM
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A Florida player, Alabama Player, and a Tennessee Player all get into the same car. Who's Driving? The Sheriff  Go Dawgs  What is the difference between a Gator and a Carp? One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.  Yep-That should get things rolling  Go Dawgs 
Last edited by ProMo; 08/08/11 12:28 PM.
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/09/11 02:28 AM
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bamabassman
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think richt is gonna make it to the end of the season? lmbo!!!
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/09/11 05:07 PM
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He'll make it to the end, but then it will be the End!  The man is a good coach, but he is not a great coach, he recruits well and knows the game but is just too soft IMO, and to be honest...i wish he was more Like Nick Satan  ...i mean Nick Saban  . If the Dawgs get anything less then an SEC title then he needs to go. 
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/09/11 05:15 PM
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Tom Cox
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25 days till kick-off!!!! 
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/09/11 05:20 PM
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The Fishing Physicist
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Personally, my favorite SEC teams are Tulane, and Georgia Tech....
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/10/11 10:14 AM
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Tennessee Why does Tennessee wear that Ugly Orange? Because it's the only color you can attend a game in on Saturday, hunt in on Sunday, and spend the rest of the week picking up trash by the side of the road. 
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/10/11 11:34 AM
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Did y'all know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama, if it had been invented anwhere else it would be called a teethbrush.  And..... what's the No. 1 pick up line in Birmingham? Nice Tooth 
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/10/11 04:23 PM
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Bob Smith
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Tennessee Why does Tennessee wear that Ugly Orange? Because it's the only color you can attend a game in on Saturday, hunt in on Sunday, and spend the rest of the week picking up trash by the side of the road. obviously a good idea! Both Tennessee and Texas have that color!
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/10/11 04:59 PM
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I Love Texas, don't you remember my hook em' Horns salute 
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/10/11 07:14 PM
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Bob Smith
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I Love Texas, don't you remember my hook em' Horns salute Great! I guess that orange ain't so ugly after all! 
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/10/11 07:47 PM
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Not as ugly as that hat i was wearing that day
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/11/11 11:14 AM
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A guy walks into a bar and says, Hey barkeep, did you hear the one about the Florida Gators? At that time 4 huge men stand up and approach the man. One of them says, We play Football at Florida, you wanna tell that joke to us? The man repies, 'What? and have to explain it 4 times. 
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/11/11 11:31 AM
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What do you call the thin line that separates Texas Aggies from complete fools?
The Austin City Limits.
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Re: SEC Joke
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08/11/11 12:18 PM
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Did you hear about the Florida Gator Terrorist who tried to blow up the Bulldawgs team bus? He burned his lips on the tailpipe 
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