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Football humor #11542 01/04/13 09:21 PM
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What To Know About College Football:
Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the
meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the
meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday,
and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light
bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A Texas A & M football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic
horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed
in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three LSU football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his
players for the game this week; the
other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football
player’s life?

Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.



Re: Football humor [Re: Coach Paul] #11543 01/04/13 11:08 PM
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Dang it all,Coach! You're hard on those teams! but I like it!!!
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Re: Football humor [Re: Bob Smith] #11545 01/05/13 12:01 AM
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Who has Coach as their mascot???
United States Naval Academy has a old goat.


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Re: Football humor [Re: bojangles] #11547 01/05/13 02:52 AM
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Baaaad, Baaaad. Tom may get mad not calling him old goat. lol

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Good night, Coach. Tom, Stan, Wall and I will throwing FnF on Carters in the morning!


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Re: Football humor [Re: Bob Smith] #11549 01/05/13 04:44 AM
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Stay warm.

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Those were pretty funny. Can’t wait for college football to get started.

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