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#10622
08/31/12 12:25 PM
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You might be a Redneck if, You go to family reuinions to meet women.  Add yours if you know any.
Last edited by ProMo; 08/31/12 12:26 PM.
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#10624
08/31/12 12:55 PM
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Bob Smith
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You might be a redneck if you use sentences like, "Hey watch this, hold my beer!" 
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#10627
08/31/12 01:03 PM
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 You might be a Redneck if you take a load to the dump and come back with more then you took. 
Last edited by ProMo; 08/31/12 01:04 PM.
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09/05/12 10:37 AM
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You might be a Redneck if you've been married 3 times and still have the same In-Laws.
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#10662
09/05/12 10:38 AM
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You might be a Redneck if the Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth then you do.
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#10663
09/05/12 10:40 AM
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You might be a Redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend Candy & Flowers you spray paint her name on an overpass.
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09/05/12 10:48 PM
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Brother Bill
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You might be a Redneck if your wife is your 1st Cousin!!
"Brother" Bill from Tennessee
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09/05/12 10:50 PM
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Brother Bill
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You might a Redneck if your failed the 3rd grade 4 times!!
"Brother" Bill from Tennessee
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09/06/12 12:12 AM
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Brother Bill
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You might be a Redneck if you keep chickens in the back yard, to teach your kids how to walk.
"Brother" Bill from Tennessee
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09/06/12 01:41 AM
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Brother Bill
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You might be a Redneck if you think upgrading the the plumming is a two hole outhouse.
"Brother" Bill from Tennessee
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#10681
09/06/12 09:43 AM
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But what if a feller never made it to the 3rd grade? 
Last edited by ProMo; 09/06/12 09:44 AM.
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09/06/12 09:52 AM
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You might be a Redneck if Your Stereo Speakers used to belong to a drive-in Theater
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09/06/12 09:54 AM
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You might be a Redneck if you think Loading the Dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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#10690
09/06/12 04:04 PM
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You might be a Redneck if you keep a spit cup on the Ironing Board.
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09/06/12 04:05 PM
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You might be a Redneck if you ever got too drunk to fish.
Last edited by ProMo; 09/06/12 04:05 PM.
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