A duck walks into a bar and orders two beers. The Bartender asks, 'You paying cash for those'? The duck replies 'No, just put them on my Bill'

Quack,Quack, ducks don't walk they waddle!!!

A blonde would want to know what kind of beer a duck drinks!!

LOL, I like to know what kind of beer Blonds drink.

"Duck lager"?

Who would hit the floor first, the Blond or the Brunette?

The Brunette would, the blond would stop half way and ask for directions.

It's the way you say it...

A University of Georgia Student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston for the holidays.
He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed.
He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, 'Where does you go to school?'
The co-ed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.
"Yale," she replied.
The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shout, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL"?

Smdh