A man is sitting at home alone when there's a knock on the door. There's two Sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there's a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married and can he see a picture of his wife. The man says' Sure' and shows him a picture of his wife. The deputy looks at it and says, 'I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck. The man say's 'I know', but she has a great personality and she is an excellent cook.