A man is sitting at home alone when there's a knock on the door. There's two Sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there's a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married and can he see a picture of his wife. The man says' Sure' and shows him a picture of his wife. The deputy looks at it and says, 'I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck. The man say's 'I know', but she has a great personality and she is an excellent cook.
NO, not the 'Glaring Stare', be careful, if you get the Dreaded 'Eye roll' too then you're in trouble for sure. You didn't tell her who you heard the joke from did you
be careful, if you get the Dreaded 'Eye roll' too then you're in trouble for sure. 
