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JOTD #10449 08/09/12 01:40 PM
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Today's Joke

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles as passed away." The distressed woman wailed," Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead, " replied the vet. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes. turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black labrador retriever. As the duck owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately snifffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$820?" she cried,"$820 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged,"I'm sorry. If you had taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $820."


Re: JOTD [Re: Coach Paul] #10450 08/09/12 02:59 PM
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OMG, I fell for it! I read the whole thing! LOL! Good one, Coach! nutz


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Re: JOTD [Re: Coach Paul] #10451 08/09/12 03:26 PM
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Make this 2 of us. lol

Re: JOTD [Re: Coach Paul] #10453 08/09/12 06:25 PM
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Good one Coach, I read it three.


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Re: JOTD [Re: bojangles] #10454 08/09/12 06:57 PM
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Looks like a new Off Topic feature as long as we keep it clean!! J O T D!!


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Re: JOTD [Re: Coach Paul] #10494 08/15/12 01:07 PM
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what, i read it too, what, nice 'N' Coach.

Re: JOTD [Re: Coach Paul] #10510 08/16/12 10:18 AM
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I used to go to Weddings and all my old aunts would poke me in the side and say 'You are next' They quit doing that because when i would see them at Funerals i would do the same thing back to them. trout bolt

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That was a good one.

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